I had the chance to attend the Strokes concert tonight, in a fairly VIP manner no less. We had front row seating, which was just off to the side of the stage in our own little area where we were elevated just high enough to see above everybody with floor admission. Superb! There was also not one but TWO barriers separating us from the rest of the riff raff down below, I felt like a Duke.... or perhaps an Earl... My only real problem was the people who just got wasted and were throwing up and slobbering around below us. People, if youre going to drink, learn how to hold your liquor! These werent young teenagers either, these were people my age! What was also funny was when a ballad would be performed and some people would stick their lighters up in the air. Yeah, I remember when they did that when people went to Def Leopard! Seriously, in a stadium full of people only about 7 people did it, and it was just sad, in a slightly amusing way. Julian had this ridiculous outfit on, these overly tight white jeans (which the ladies I went with didnt mind), and this stupid white jacket that had a chess board pattern across the back of it. Ha ha, if you ever get bored, just lay out that jacket and get into a rousing round of checkers.or maybe even chess!! The possibilities are endless. - If by endless I mean two different games. Concert rating C , my highest rating yet!
Gary's Fantastic Blog Top 5 HATE List 4th Edition
5) The Raconteurs (The White Stripes were a good band, and they only had one real musician, now there are four real musicians, and wow, its like the White Stripes times four, minus one for it now being a sausage party.)
4) People that watch the show Lost (ha ha, this applies to like every single person in the world. Im so sick of people talking about Lost around me, telling me how they love Lock and they want to be the mother of his child. Fuck that! Keep it to yourself!)
3) Tom Hanks (Whats the deal with that hair?)
2) Prison Break (Your show is called Prison Break! What happens when they break out of prison? Are you going to rename the show? Thats like calling Dawsons Creek "Will Dawson Hook up With Joey?")
1) Jessica Simpson (Shes an idiot, shallow, stands for everything that anybody with any sense should be against, and she has a crush on my mortal enemy - James Blunt!)
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