The proverbial pot is beginning to boil over, dear friends, and Angry Gary can’t keep the lid on it anymore!! GAHHHHH!!!!!
Today, my target is:
People that wear black winter coats.
For the record, no, I am not trying to seek out the largest demographic of people to alienate with my hateful rant, but it’s really starting to bother me how many people I see wearing the exact same black coat EVERYWHERE. I get onto my elevator, and it’s 6 guys in identical black winter coats. Oh, you’re so styling, oh, you’re so fucking unique you darkly-clad lemming! And then, why don’t we travel back in time to Stalin’s Russia since we’ll fit right in with everybody back there who walked around with identical coats on. I get it, the colour black (if you can call it a colour) goes with everything. I understand. But seek some variety in your styles people! If you only see the world in black(coat) and white(snow), then I guess that makes sense, but there are other options of black to choose from!
(Scene from a mall the other day)
“Uh, I’d like a ¾ length black coat with 4 3cm buttons up the front, please.”
“Um, yeah, you tripped over 7 of those just walking into the store, sir.”
It’s like walking into a Roots store and doing this:
“Uh, I’d like an article of clothing with the word Roots on it. Do you have that?”
Clerk punches that person in the face for being a fuckhead.
Brought to you by the coalition supporting grey pea coats.
